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Got this off the remarks which a lot are hilarious
TOP 10 SIGNS YOU ARE A CHRISTIAN...
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed
by
other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the
existence of yours.
9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that
people
evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the
Biblical
claim that we were created from dirt.
8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in
a Triune God.
7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities"
attributed to Allah,
but you don`t even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah
slaughtered
all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of
entire ethnic
groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims
about gods
sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the
Holy Spirit
impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed,
came back
to life and then ascended into the sky.
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes
in the scientifically
established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing
wrong with believing
dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and
guessing that
Earth is a few generations old.
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the
exception of those
who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects
- will spend Eternity
in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion
the most "tolerant"
and "loving."
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics
have failed to
convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor
speaking in "tongues"
may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.
2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to
answered prayers.
You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think
that the
remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics
do about the
Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a
Christian.
